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ED ANGER SAYS: MEXICAN PIGS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME
Just when you thought we had enough to worry about, there’s a new disease going around. This swine flu thing is coming up from Mexico, which makes me gladder than ever I do like every good American...
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SWINE FLU COMES TO AMERICA
WASHINGTON, DC – The Swine Flu epidemic has reached the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns people into pigs. The world is in the grip of fear over...
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DESIGNER FACE MASKS
NEW YORK, NY – With the Swine Flu continuing to spread, people all over the world are stocking up on products to prevent infection. Top designers are offering high fashion alternatives to the common...
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WHO ALERT LEVELS
The outbreak of swine flu has caused the World Health Organization to steadily raise its alert levels. But what do they mean? Weekly World News breaks it down. Phase 1 Outbreak is contained within a...
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REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY
WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin. But Republicans already have their theory – Pig World...
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SWINE FLU AFFECTS CINCO DE MAYO
MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico. Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu. Mexico was the epicenter for recent swine flu which has...
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